CANNES FILM FESTIVAL

So I’ve left Cannes. I stayed until the departure of the Monaco Grand Prix and the Cannes Film Festival, it was well worth it! Most specifically, living in Cannes while the festival was in action was a total experience. Cannes spilled over with a population which doubles at this time.

It all started with Woody Allen’s film Minuit a Paris/Midnight in Paris, which I saw on opening night, but not at the ‘Grand Theatre’ in the ‘Palais du Festival’ but literally two minutes away on a street parallel. My friends and I sat next to some intellectual French (short) film makers from Paris, who were laughing at the shorts of the eventual winner Tree of Life. Nonetheless Lars Von Trier’s probably would have won the coveted prize if it wasn’t for his silly comments (about being a Nazi) which eventuated in him being banned from the festival. While Midnight in Paris may not be considered an artistic edgy masterpiece, it was a great watch no-less, with the main character played by the resurrected Owen Wilson, coincidently and fittingly his character shared the same (unusual) name as me, and perhaps we shared some traits too! After opening night, we went for dinner seating among industry professionals, dining on snails even; the two American friends that I accompanied, had either worked on films or at film festivals, so they were major film enthusiasts as well! Later that night we managed to meet the film producer of the late David Caridine’s last film, we duly directed him to where he would be staying on Boulevard Carnot, just down the road from where I'd been teaching. The film producer mistook me for an actor, an unknown one, but still an actor of course, my ‘pimping’ white summer hat may have given him this impression.



He was relatively small fish though, French film students I had taught English earlier in the school year, were working behind the scenes of the Festival for their internship – so they saw all the stars. One friend was working close to the Grande Majestic that housed some of the major film professionals, and therefore she saw both Woody Allen and Johnny Depp up close. Other students I lived with attended a Q&A with Robert De Niro after watching his classic film a Bronx Tale – he was there chairing the group of judges along with Uma Thurman and Jude Law. At the premier of Tree of Life Jude Law walked right past me, and I got a close-up photograph of the infamous Angelina Joile, who was signing a fan’s autograph in front of me. The girls were totally star-struck by Mr Law, while they commented that Angelina needed a cheeseburger or two to fatten up! I also saw a host of other celebrities at a fundraiser party thrown by fashion guru Roberto Cavalli, while Lady Gaga and The Strokes performed for the public, I saw the latter play live. Kanye West and Jamie Fox also performed for a private party in the grand Carlton Hotel. This luxurious hotel was made famous by Bridget Bardot, who acted in God Created Women, a film made in the Cote d'Azur in 1959; and so around this time she also posed for a famous Vogue photo-shoot on Cannes beach with the Carlton in the background.



Speaking of Bridget Bardot I visited the most famous artist who resides in St Tropez, Stephan Szczesny, he lives in la Mardrague the same area as where Bardot has retired to live currently, while he is next-door to one of the many homes of the great Italian fashion designer Giorgio Armani. How was I aquatinted with a man, who names the likes of (x-Bond 007) actor Pierce Brosnan as a collector, and has been commissioned to do work on a private island where Bill Gates vacates regularly. Well, my American friend’s Au Pair over 20 years ago is the current wife of this artist. So we got to lunch with them, see one of his three studios, and take in the beauty of his St Tropez home. It was a lovely day. This was before the festival though.



Though I didn’t have anything to do with the festival in theory, it was still a great experience. However I felt on the fringes for sure, I couldn’t possibly get into the private parties my friends happened to attend, one got his name-on-the-door for an Olsen twin’s party at a large canopy bar on the beach. These parties were so close that I could hear the music, see the people, but they were out-of-bounds for me, as opposed to the boat parties that was well out of my reach - that I could see only in a distance on the water!



I did manage to get into the Palm d’Or (winning) film at the Palais, and a violent Mexican picture, but the most special one was the NZ short Blue that I saw. It was great seeing the street K’ rd, the road I walked everyday to university when I lived in Ponsonby for a semester, seeing it again gave me some nostalgic feelings, and then I saw a friend’s name in the credits, yes New Zealand is that small!



New Zealand wasn’t my only connection at the festival though, I was bathing on the beach like I did nearly every-day of the festival during the near perfect summer days, when I saw a group that looked Aboriginal. Then one of the men had rugby league shorts of the North Queensland Cowboys, so I knew I was right. I was astonished, what were these regular Aboriginal folk doing all the way over in Cannes, so I asked. They were there for the premiere of ‘Toomlah’, they were related to the star, a little 12 year old who was casually playing like he always does, skimming rocks on the water along Cannes bay. The premiere had already been, and the reaction for the film had been both rapturous and even brought some people to tears. This crew certainly looked like a (school of) ‘fish out of water’, they even seemed further from home than me, they were because though New Zealand in theory is further away, I’ve made Europe my temporary adopted home (for now anyway).



So there it is what my experience of the Cannes film festival consisted of, I wasn’t part of the glamour but I saw it from a far like every other Cannes citizen does. I saw the population explode with people from everywhere, with a huge concentration of the most beautiful, wealthy, and dressed up people I’ve ever witnessed in such a small space. This smallish trendy town suitably transforms itself putting on a grand show for a 12 day period to match the rich and famous who come with their giant luxury yachts and fast cars. I’m just a humble minimalist 24 year old, but still it was a sight to see!

On a train: along the South-of-France and into the French Countryside

Taking the Train from the South East all the way to the other Southern part of the country, Cannes to Bordeaux was my journey; despite being 9 hours it wasn’t arduous because of the beauty of the trip; copious amounts of green inserted itself in my view of the train window! Unfortunately I passed fun towns like Toulouse the university city, and Montpellier the music town, and my friend in Biarritz (the surfer town), couldn’t host me unfortunately – until next time I’ll reach these other great places. Nonetheless my time in Bordeaux could not be bettered it truly was a spectacular French experience!



Invited by my vegan Jersey friend, who has been working in a beautiful chateau, which is outside Bordeaux, in a small place called Lussac. Her relaxed employers (who pay her with amazing food and accomodation) are her family friends who own and run this holiday haven. The family friends are a middle aged British gay couple from London, they’ve been together for 28 years, and are still going strong! Yes your typical French holiday, not quite but still this is not unusual as there are thousands upon thousands of Brits who have houses here, who are either retired or are still working. This middle aged couple were the most fun I’ve had with any middle aged couple; from beautifully cooked dishes by the ‘house-husband’ to late night drinking sessions with the ‘bread-winner’ (of the house),where wines varied from a 1997 to 2007 and then your extremely average two euro Rose to top things off! Being a Kiwi I was supposed to join in the ceremonies that started at dinner at 8 pm and finished at 2 am! I was ready for bed at 11 pm but the bread-winner told me there was still wine on the table (represented by three bottles that were currently open), therefore I was obliged to stay and live up to my Kiwi reputation. Well, since he was a bit intoxicated I cleverly funnelled all the wine his way, he must have put away three bottles – in theory I joined him, well he thought so anyway. Nonetheless, he was rekindling some of his favourite drinking sessions he had shared with many-a-old-friend in this region; and with all the wine flowing, the conversation got more thoughtful and interesting with every bottle consumed by he and my friend. This former London corporate accounts manager (who was use to really quizzing business personale) quizzed my friend and me in the most compassionate way possible, with questions like ‘where do we see ourselves in ten years and what are our dreams and desires’. Furthermore he gave us some of his great life-stories, and they got more entertaining as the night went on, and more candid as the wine bottles emptied. After this session we were also his friend!



The day and night before, we spent in Bordeaux, luckily we had accommodation, the couple's semi-adopted son who they had known for nine years had an apartment we could stay in! This guy is a Malaysian who they met in their holiday apartment in Phuket, Thailand, as his family lived next door. Since then, he has been associated with them in Sydney, London, and now he studies at Bordeaux university and is close to them again! This is not unusual for this gay couple, they take in many young people and make them their own; they have 8 god-children from many of their friends! They are just like that, very giving, very hospitable, and I also think the fact they don't have any of their own this is a viable substitute for them.



And Bordeaux what a place; I was totally taken by this small city. Firstly there were loads of young people, who were really divergent, from (well-dressed) African hipsters, to Rasta’s (my friend and I witnessed pot changing hands); subcultures everywhere, with rockers at rock bars in the night and hippies chilling at vegetarian restaurants in the day; Moroccans at shisha tea bars, or simply just regular students at the local pub! This was really refreshing, rather than the extremes of the haves’ and have not’s (I have experienced) in the Cote d’Azur; this was a refreshing change. It just seemed people were more relaxed there wasn’t this tense intensity! My friend and I got a fresh taste of it all! We boogied down to some African beats while being the only white people in the club (she was hit on by an large African dude – what attitude: I wish I could exude such confidence); drinking in a local stylized cabin type bar to start the night; and finishing off having some Mint tea in a Moroccan shisha lounge - was all the perfect atmosphere for each occasion.




On the drive home from Bordeaux (the next day)she noted a characteristic which totally defines the area: “vineyards as far as the eye can see”. This is true, this area is sparsely populated by old lovely country houses, where many of the families have lived and made wine for generations upon generations. This region is famous for this, and the Chateau gay couple had their middle-aged next-door neighbours over for dinner – who do everything in their harvest including picking the grapes, and this process has been run through the family for years. This tradition is changing ever so slightly, one family had their daughter marry an Englishman, yes an Englishman! However he has learnt from his father in law, and now put his own spin on the great wines their vineyard makes!




Nonetheless some 'traditional' things just don't change and shows how the French family is still dominated and favoured by the patriarch. 'The neighbours' wife had a husband who passed years earlier, and now in French law when the first parent dies (statistically it is usually the father of course), half of their assets go to the children. Now this meant the wife had to give her only daughter half-the-estate, the daughter duly accepted and didn't see anything wrong with this (it's cultural and that's all there is to it). Morever with the (25%) government-state tax (on inheritance) the daughter had to have this paid for out by the wife, who in turn took out a mortgage to buy the land back (that was rightfully her's). Now the daughter has much more money, and the wife has her estate back, but due to Government laws I felt this was totally unfair actions taken by the daughter in a cultural aspect I don't agree with! All very complicated but anyway I think that is how the story goes, I had had a few glasses of wine by that point in the night - as you do in this region, as you do! A french friend of mine said before I went, even if you don't like wine you have to try it, that I did my friend, I did indeed!

In reference to my previous blog-entry: THE FRENCH RIVERIA – THE LIFE OF GLAMOUR . . .

Since writing my somewhat controversial previous blog I have had time to reflect on the situation and by that I mean think about the words I put on the page! Most definitely I have nothing to take back about everything I said, despite one of my fellow Kiwis living in France calling me a Right Winger (and basically racist)! My answer to him was that I was trying just to report on what I saw, what I heard, and what I had experienced – making it more of a observation than a critique of damnation! However it is impossible to be objective but I tried to be as neutral as I could be, on such a tense issue, writing about the negativity I had witnessed in the region. I explained this by saying, I come in contact with North Africans everyday; all my local stores are run by North Africans for example. Other teaching assistants I know that teach in the so-called ghetto have large amounts of North African kids who are French born. One friend has 90%, who says that it isn’t their English that they need to work on but their French as it isn’t at the same level of ethnically French children – thus already a problem of integration into the society. And it is this point I touched on. He then said that “just because you are North African doesn’t mean you commit crimes”, and there is nowhere where I imply such a thing, as I never said North Africans should be told to leave France, are inferior, or are bad people – this would be racist and not the point I was trying to make – as the North Africans situation in the Cote d’Azur is far more complex and could never be taken down to one denominator.


Nonetheless I’ve become much the wiser on the situation. This is after I did a terrific hike from St Jeannet – a beautifully perched medieval town literally within the mountains, to the quiet and quaint French village, Vence. I hiked with two American girls, both open-minded and as liberal as the other; one had lived in Africa before and wants to work in social entrepreneurialship, and the other is seriously with a Tunisian man she met here. However this Tunisian guy is returning to Tunisia after being in France for over five years. He has had enough with the French and never wants to come back here! He came when he was 18 years old, first living in Paris he did well there (she said), but after moving here, he has had a few too many bad experiences! She also explained all the differences between the cultures, like how the North Africans see the French as cold (and often as being racist). While the North Africans have more of an honour system that is based on respect, and it is not about the individual but the collective community where everybody helps each other, as opposed to France a global capitalist country where the idea of the individual is king, ruling how things are conducted in life. Lastly and certainly not least, is their relation and perspective these men have towards women. Women are truly sacred in their culture, and are predominantly kept in the home – hence why late at night I only see North African men hanging around their hang-out spots! Also dressing provocatively is out of the question, and maybe this stimulation from the ‘white woman’ i.e. English and American assistants who dress more liberally effectively stimulates these men ferociously, as much verbal abuse and voyeuristic stares have been experienced by my female peers. But when you come from a country where you see women dressed modestly as opposed to the explicit (or lack of) dress by different foreign women – things occur. Now I’m not saying their actions are fine, but this is definitely a way of helping explain the actions that I and others have experienced.


Conclusively, there is a huge history the French have with these North African countries. They colonized these countries; killed their people in battles that these countries desperately fought for when seeking independence, (which Tunisia, Morocco, and Algeria all achieved at least 50 years before); while with post-independence also meant the influx of migrants (to France) who were often utilized as cheap labour; and now there are other issues that are creating cultural clashes, such as explicitly conveying religion in public – something which is illegal in France. (First generation) North Africans make up more than 5% of French citizens, and therefore they should be reckoned with and not ignored, otherwise future problems will keep occurring without any resolution.

THE FRENCH RIVERIA – THE LIFE OF GLAMOUR . . .

My life in France, well in Cannes to be particular has centred much around Boulevard Republique, a removed unknown road, but still one of the main ones; it is, the road that I come in contact with nearly on a daily basis, with any errands that need doing, or any places that need to be reached – for me, it connects the centre of Cannes (and more importantly the closest route to the beach), and my outlet for the transport: the train and bus station. This is where I have my local Kebab takeaway (there is more than a handful to choose from), and the bakery, butchery, and my supermarket is all along this road. Moreover, it is nearly entirely North African, and sometimes I can be the only white person walking down the road, and no-one pays attention to me what so ever. At midnight, when the streets are sparsely populated, still I’m not noticed – packed or empty! They just go about their day, smoking on the side-walks outside the convenience store or the laundry-mat or anywhere and everywhere to be honest. An older classier lot smoke outside at coffee tables, the few restaurants that are able to fit tables in the vicinity as the side-walks are tiny, another characteristic of this road. The narrow side-walks mean, I’m constantly dodging people, over-taking the old people (that could be dead as they move so slow), while avoiding big groups of North African males though they couldn’t care less about me, but that is why I avoid them so I don’t bump into them! It is away from the glamour on both sides, on the one side up upon the hills of Cannes are the beautiful expensive houses tucked away in their exclusivity, (the higher you go the more expensive the home). While on the other side is Cannes centre, the glamorous Croissette filled with luxury stores (such as Burberry), posh beach-side restaurants and massive hotels (like the famous Carlton). Also the iconic Palais de Festival is along here (the venue which hosts many business conferences but more importantly for the city, the famous Cannes film festival)! Republique and where I live divides these two different so-called havens, the mountain and the beach, as Republique is that part of Cannes you don’t read about in guide books or see in the travel programmes – but my ‘local’ everyday spot! I’ve been living in Cannes since October, and up until now this region has been quite slow and recluse, as in the winter months not a lot happens. It is a summer place, which tremendously changes from (now on in), as the city becomes more populates by tourists flocking from all over. Already from now (the start of April) more activity has begun, as the streets are fuller, but also the events are on their way: the Cannes film festival, the Monaco Grand Prix, the Monte Carlo Tennis Masters, while the bars, restaurants, and beaches of the region are going to be buzzing (up until September)! You have the famous St Tropez for example along the coast further West that is known as the hang-out spot for the rich and famous, whereas Monaco actually houses the rich elite in the far south-east of France right by the Italian border. Nonetheless in the off season there has been things to do, such as visiting Grasse where 70% of the world’s perfume is cultivated. I’ve visited famous towns which have been immortalised in cinema history, such as the bridge at Eze village (shown in Hitchcock’s to Catch a thief), Cap d’Antibes (where Picasso resided for sometime), while writer F Scott. Fitzgerald lived in St Raphael, and all along the coast there have been incredibly famous fashion shoots such as Bridgette Bardot who immortalized the beaches of Cannes with her famous photos from 1953. This is the Cote d’Azur which stretches a long way along this magnificent coast; the gem of France representing fun and recreation where the wealthy and famous have homes such as Elton John’s holiday home (near Nice) and Johnny Depp lives with his family somewhere in the region (my friend spotted him on his first day here). What's more, retirees from all over the world flock here, the region has 163 different nationalities who settle in this perfect place to end their new lives. The biggest city in this region is Nice (and the fifth biggest in France), it is where I had my biggest hub of social activity, as it housed the largest group of fellow English assistants in the Alpes Maritimes Provence. Here, much action and activity occurred. It personified the up-and-down stay the assistants had in France. Where some had their wallets stolen, others were attacked, one was even raped! It has been a topsy turvy adventure for many, with some discovering it takes months to receive a debit card from a French bank; others having their power switched off for weeks at a time; and others having to fight at many meetings with their land-lord to get their deposit back. This region is much different to the rest of France, the life here is slower more relaxed and more dodgy as well! Frenchmen from the north and west that I have spoken to, say people here are lazy and generally have a bad reputation in France. Well I have definitely seen some of this! Nice being largest metropolitan in the area represents this, with its dark under-belly, as for example foreign girls (I’ve known) have been too scared to walk home by themselves. For obvious reasons, two Americans I’m in contact with have had to been hospitalized after incidents with men late at night, therefore the gentleman (I am of course), walked many a lady home in the early hours of the morning when the time called for it. Much of the troubles the assistants had with these Nice residents were with North Africans; my experiences had been mainly positive though, I befriended three cultured intelligent Morrocan lads, and all the North Africans I taught at my school were pleasant and well-behaved. Nonetheless, particularly the girls in Nice were very suspect of these groups of men. The only time I was weary was when I was on the back of my friend’s scooter and these dudes were weaving in and out around us and coming really close – the driving was really horrific! Or when security had to remove a man on the train, who was abusing my friend and I in a dialect of what could only be described as Arabian-French! Maybe they are a sub-group that have been ignored, looked over in the region, as usually they are part of the lower-economic sector (I know assistants that teach large majorities of them in the ‘ghettos’ (as they describe it); they are certainly not part of much of the glitz and glamour that accompanies the region, and perhaps they have been excluded altogether in more ways than one. Whatever the social politics may be, and whatever the struggles others have had, this region is totally incredible, a place which has iconic history and known as a hang-out spot for the rich and famous! For me it has been a treat living here, totally a great experience, and one that I don’t want to end (now summer is on the way), therefore I’m going to do what I can to stay!

The short uneventful yet unforgettable Milanese Adventure!

Recently, just as Gil does best, quite typically (like so many things) I misplaced my passport upon returning to France from Berlin. I got horribly sick, had to take antibiotics, and cure the Bronchitis infection. Upon getting better, an invitation to Milan came at the perfect time, it was a weekend away that was duly needed. For days I had been stuck in my room battling my sickness, now I had the opportunity of another weekend away, this time with a group of dandy British fellow assistants. We were to drive in our (rented) Fiat Punto across the border. No passport needed in this case as when crossing the border it was Italian army-men who were more interested in posing than actually checking cars. I guess that means I illegally crossed the border – woah I'm bad!

Just like the army-men posing cliché, on the highway in Italy a Ferrari passed us in a flash. It seemed to be going double the speed limit (well much faster than us at least), while the engine didn’t make much noise but just the velocity of the car made this subtle whooshing sound. And then entering Milan city (at rush-hour) more stereotypes came rushing threw, with cars not abiding by the most basic road rules and not having any regard for the other cars on the road. One car for example did a u-turn on the middle of a main road blocking all the traffic in its way, this seemed so regular for this driver.

The hotel we booked was a 1 star hotel, I didn’t think they existed, and this one lived up to the dodgy Italian style logement – the television had no reception and the shower had no hot water! The room was a line of five beds, and my friend joked about the piece of ‘high art’ that hung in the centre of the room, that was effectively a cheaply framed generic scenic print.

We may have not been living it up at home, but we ate well at classy restaurants, drunk at cocktail bars, and danced each night away! So the food was incredible, well made pasta, huge pizzas, great coffee and desserts. Friday night I demolished the biggest pizza of my life, the waiters though were more interested in the football on the television than serving food, as Italy were playing an international friendly. The cocktail bars were impressive, just the beautiful Italian waitresses were enough – my friend who is in a devoted relationship joked “he had fallen in love again"! This happened numerous times, in the fashion capital, he nicknamed girls things like ‘knee-high red boots’! And the night life was impressive. Living up to its fashion capital persona, we met Male Models (from Brazil), but they were less interesting than the Italian folk we met at the end of our nights.

Upon the conclusion of our night outside the flurry of bars and clubs we got into many-a debate and discussion about nothing. Still it was great, we barely spoke Italian, they barely spoke English, but still we communicated on this profound level. By profound level I mean, my mate and I were basically just stereotyping by waving our hands saying the few Italian phrases we knew like ‘malto bena’! Anyway I was alright in one guy’s book, just because I could name the three best Italians playing for Juventus – Italy’s most supported team! And this is how many conversations ensued, which team you support for example.

Despite the short whirlwind of a weekend, my conclusion is that I love Italian culture! They are warm, energetic, good-looking, fun, love food, fashion and football of course! What more is important in life ... well having a decent president, an honest citizenry (most people don’t pay taxes but then again taxes are incredibly high but that is probably because so few people pay them), and the corruption of course (Mafia own/run societies in the South). Nonetheless being there as a tourist, you only see the good, the beautiful, the romanticism of Italy – I am really curious what it would like to be to live there – perhaps a future venture of M.I.N.E! Before thinking I can live there I must travel to the south, which is much different to the more sophisticated north where Milan proudly resides as the big business city, so in May my next stop will be Naples!

Berlin - a city of fascination

I was decending on a city my father had come to 45 years earlier, in 1966, he was in West Berlin for a major Jazz festival and then to passed through Check-point Charlie to get to the East to see what the grass looked like on the other side. Well Communism certainly wasn't greener, my dad described the place as dire and poor. Not quite 22 years after the 'Wall' came down and now about 20 years after it is a city that is been fully interspersed into the West, with Capitalism and Freedom of Speech evident. Especially Freedom of Speech, as there is street art sprawled on the walls everywhere!

Ridiculous when you think of the authoritarian regimes that came beforehand, the Third Reich held their headquarters here, and years after this, half the city were forced to worship Stalin’s flawed but truly treacherous ideals. Nonetheless that is why it has this atmosphere about it, because it has experienced all such crazy things and now it is this city that is 20 years young – able to reinvent itself into something better than all its counterparts. It has done just that. It is for Germany's alternative (many gays + other sub-groups flock here), arty hipster city (more artists than anywhere else), where not just alternative Germans go to escape the normality of Germanic culture, but Europeans from everywhere (and even Americans) come to experience something newer, freer and more liberal. The type of people who migrate here, are young, it’s the city for young people!

Case & Point: I went to an 'intimate gathering' which included a host of interns from America, Slovenia, Spain, and Ukraine. At this young apartment, like everywhere else I happened to enter on my short stay there, I was permitted (not because of the wet weather as it didn't rain), to take off my shoes! This Feng Shai symbolism matched the calmness of these large empty chambers, where literally just a computer desk, cupboard, and a futon bed, filled the total emptiness of these 25 metre squared rooms. Despite the empty space there is a warmth that fills these areas - much like the sparsness of Berlin.

And that sparseness of this big city makes it a place where it is everything you cant see by just simply staring and looking, you have to look closer below the surface and immerse oneself to really experience it all. Only then the true phenemonons can come out - I barely scratched the surface, I saw hints or more-like heard stories of it on a occasion but I didnt get that far into Berlin. Unfortunately two different friends bailed on me on two of my biggest nights there for different reasons - so I didnt quite hit up the town or set the underground a-light - there is always next time I guess!

I did experience a good dosage of culture and history though, not so much in the museum form as it is a place that offers so many real authentic visceral things to see around the city, such as: the Communist listening towers in some Berlin forests; Brandenburg Gate; the Parliament buildings; The East Gallery (professional art sprawled on separate remains of 'the wall'); a no-man's land and the turret that guarded that particular area of the wall; Jewish memorial sites such as sets of white empty book shelves in a sterile lit room (representing all the burnt Jewish literature), and pillar cement looking grave-blocks that gained prominence as one decendeded downward with each step taking you deeper into the site; and lastly the museum exhibition I took in was that of legend Helmut Newton a fashion photographer. He returned to Berlin posthumororously with this exhibition as he was born in Berlin but made to flee as a refugee before the war. Now many Eastern European Jews have been granted citizenship into this thriving democracy, and granted the same services as Germans who have worked and lived there for decades. Why? It is effectively guilt, guilt from the war, this is one of Germany's small ways for paying for all the destruction they caused a race of people a few generations ago!

Therefore there is this other side of Berlin, the dark side, where one thinks of all the history - it is mad to think of some of the people that ran this place. For example the surveillance of USSR backed dictatorship may be the result of some weird things I saw, as I witnessed some seriously disturbed characters, and I’ve seen homeless people in big cities, but never so many who had such visual mental deficiencies. And that German strong totalitarian consciessness seems just round the corner. When I took a train to the airport at the end of my stay, the ticket controller asked for my ticket something akin to an SS German Soldier demanding my papers - a chiver went down my spine.

Nonetheless I dont think I can pass judgement on Berlin just yet, a guess another more wilder more intricate visit is on hand!

Leaving France (just for the weekend)!

Gil the Jet-setter? Hardly, Belgium is the third country I’ve now visited in Europe. Brussels to be exact! It is not so different from France however, 90 percent of the occupants are French Speaking, it could nearly be a Northern French City. However Belgium in the North is nothing like France, Flemish speaking in the country-side – it is more similar to Holland. And this is Belgium, a country divided in two, more culturally than politically, though the French half is far more progressive and liberal than the more traditional Flemish part of the country.

By any means, why go to a country like Belgium, there are far more prestigious places than this smallish nation – an odd choice one may think? Well, one of my many new friends, more interesting than most of the rest invited me along for a wild weekend in Brussels! Romain is his name, spontaneous partying is his game, and political incorrectness is his sway of persuasion (it doesn’t sound right but his way of doing things is endearing). He met me (and my travel companion) a bit tipsy in his beloved cashmere sweater pulling the family dog in tow, this set the tone for Romain’s epithet for the weekend – intoxicated well-dressed errand boy.


He met us at the Schuman Roundabout, Schuman the instigator of the European Union (in the 1950’s), so it makes sense that the EU commission is located here. While I wasn’t to know but later that evening I would be dining with a Belgian Diplomat that is on the EU trade board that serves at this massive building! I was to learn much that evening; I knew very little about Brussels before coming, but it is this international city which also houses NATO – therefore it is a place sprawled with many important nationals all across Europe. Romain took me to stay with him at a good family friend, a family friend who lived in a five-storey home in lovely inner suburb of Brussels – it was a terrific place to spend the weekend. A house filled with notable classical art (biblical art-work) and extensive collection of books – one felt you were in a home of both rich culture and history. It certainly was. The man of the house Mr Gregorioff was born in Belgium, but his parents were some of the elites who had to flee Russia because of the Revolution, leaving all their wealth behind. They came to Belgium as refugees with nothing, having to rebuild, and they did, again his family is now living on a wealthy estate. So it was fitting to have the head of the Senegal Law association for dinner, random, but notable – a gentlemanly African lawyer – you just don’t meet them every day.

Romain and my travel companion (who remains nameless for no reason), were happy to leave, they found the whole political talk to be of extreme boredom. I didn’t really know what to think, everything was said in French so I barely understood a word, but caught a startling piece of trivia – Senegal has just 375 lawyers in a nation of twelve million people! Wow! That is your dire fact about Africa for the day!

The next two nights were filled with extreme late night partying, which involved a club on the (less-than-impressive Brussels’) canal but a great club nonetheless; later we went to Bar Rouge with the legendary Charles (studying to be a surgeon) who is 22 dating a woman 20 years his senior – literally old enough to be his mother. (For the record he is not a legend because he is dating a mature woman, he himself was a man ahead of his years - I'm older than him but you could have never had guessed it by talking to the two of us)! This lady acted young and energetic, and got a man closer to her age to buy two bottles of champagne for us – out of desire more than generosity I suppose. The next night we hit the extravagent You Night-Club for a 7th year anniversary, where just casually the (most probable) next Belgian president was in attendance. Belgium at the moment was in a state of limbo, in recent elections no party had won a definitive majority to lead, but negotiations are in process as I write this – and the favourite happened to be in the club. He did not have any body-guards round him, and he was partying with some people half his age, but in politician years he is a baby – he didn’t look over 40. You call America progressive with the youngish half Kenyan Barack Obama, this likely Belgian candidate is gay, one step further than being from an ethnic minority. So goes the progressiveness of the metropolitans of Belgium such as Brussels.



Brussels is a compact place where anyone can know everyone, for instance Romain knows Stromae Belgiam’s latest music sensation with ‘Alors on Danse’, or just the fact I happened to see Belgian’s next president on one of the two nights I was there. Or be invited to an aviation lawyer Igor’s 60 metre (squared) penthouse apartment overlooking the iconic Parc Cinquantenaire, in mentioning him I would like to thank Igor for bestowing much of this information my way. And as I leave Brussels in my memory, I have the knowledge that this was another great experience in my European adventure, and I cant wait for many more!